I don’t know what i’ve done to Christopher lately, but his now weekly meltdown was aimed at myself, Twitch, viewers, no viewers, the Pope, John Lennon, the Teletubbies, Frank the Milkman…..
Well, maybe not the last 4, but it’s only a matter of time.
The first video has Chris going on a rant at me, the viewers, and Twitch, because there were no donations coming in. You have to laugh though, he spends around 10 minutes moaning….then rages that all people do is moan.
Magic!
So, you heard him, once those beers have gone, he’s giving up drinking.
Well being off the beer didn’t last long did it?
And after some more whining, and threats to snap another keyboard in half, he finally gets back to what he does best…making you laugh!
When it comes to life hacks, Chris is the King, and this one was as good as any.
This is for all us single blokes out there, who can relate to this situation 🙂
“Up there for thinking and down there for dancing”
LOL
I can’t decide which part made me laugh more. The fact he took his computer case apart rather than wash a plate, or the way he just picked up his Pizza cutter up from that disease ridden floor and used it on his food, or his way of making room on the table buy pushing the bottles one by one to the floor.
But love him or hate him , you have to admit, he has some brilliant survival techniques 🙂
Bear Grylls, eat your heart out!
I was lurking and the idiot threatened to “stop” casting but that wont last overly long he’ll be back in no time!
lol now thats the old chris we love . pizza on a computer side lol just funny as fuck made me laugh and a great way to start my day , i dont mean to moan about chris i just want a better life for him, was a bit weird this week hearing him say he had a crush on me lol im old enough to be his mum , bless him lol
hahahaha were all childish, this comes from the man child making baby noises down the mic. Chris is back to is ole safe raging at everyone and on the self pity act hating us all because we wont donate to his alcohol addiction, Moan moan moan moan fcukkkkk offfff Love yah chris
maddy you would dive on chris cock you crave attention more then he does your lifes so perfect you find the time to run his down what better way not to face your own desprate sad life ghen judge anothers
It’s like a catch 22 for him. He always complains about being on his own but getting pissed all the time, begging for money off random internet strangers and just generally making a fool of himself online is not going to help him in the least. Who in their right mind would find any of that attractive? He might get lucky and find some old drunk homeless woman to move in but he shouldn’t aim much higher than that.
EYE EYE FUCK OFF PIE 😀